It’s a game. It’s got bacon. And elves, and swords, and wizards. A little bit of lithping. Trust us, it’s a good time.
~ Baconalen, Conjurer of Games
It’s finally here… the non-award-winning sequel/reboot of the critically ignored and completely unknown (yet still enjoyable) Bacon Strip Empire RPG series—the titular, the definitive Bacon Quest!
Join this cast of all-new, yet suspiciously familiar, characters as they travel across exotic, yet suspiciously familiar, worlds in a quest that can only be described using common Canadian cooking supplies.
Enjoy the illicit thrills of abusing your kingly stature for personal gain! The tense political intrigue of nations at war! The terror of dragons! Or snakes? Those are basically just small dragon sticks, after all. Find out for yourself if anything this paragraph said is actually in the game! The possibilities are endful!
Ohhhhhhhh snap. You are about to lose upwards of a lot of hours of your free time. Sorry about that.
See, the ever-awesome Baconalen has once again been hard at work crafting the ultimate pixel-based, role-focused, bacon flavoured game for you to enjoy. And it is finally, finally ready for you to consume.
We had a lot of set-backs on this one. Files were corrupted, tears were shed, installations were failed… (multiple times over the past few years)… yet we persevered. And now it is time for YOU to persevere.
You must persevere against the forces of… something? You must travel on a journey through… places? You must upgrade your… items… and find the ultimate… thing? Who even knows what sort of crazy things await you? 1 It’s going to be awesome. 2
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