[The following is the first instalment in a series that Mico has created for all you wonderful people to enjoy, he calls it “How NOT to Write Episode 1: Neglect to play Diablo Three”]
I’M GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER REVIEW!!!!
No I’m not.
Yes I am.
Ok, you’re the boss. Well, today, I should probably think of some game to review, but that’s too hard, so I’ll just Google a game, read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, and write about it. Ok, so, what have I never played? I haven’t played Diablo 3 yet, so there’s that.
Let’s DO IT!!!
Ok, what do we got here? Diablo III (as the fancy people call it) is a PC game, oh geez, One of those games. It’s made by Blizzard, they also made World of Warcraft (this gets better and better) and you can do some crap in it. It`s a “dungeon crawler”, whatever that means. Lets just get this over with.
So there’s this old guy, who is adventuring with his niece, when this thing comes falling from the skies and then the old guy falls in the crater, that’s it. That’s all the plot I can give you.
So, I hear that Diablo Three is actually a great game, but I can’t be sure.
You know what, I think if you actually care about Diablo 3 you’d probably be playing it instead of reading this, there will be another review tomorrow, I can assure you of this, and I can’t assure you as to what it is, because I have to write it or whatever.
OUTRO OF KITTENZ!!!!
There, you get another Kitten. Happy?