Calen wants the new Gears of War.
Dale has a hole in his socks.
Bryan caught Calen’s cold.
But in all seriousness, suicide is not to be trifled with. Don’t commit suicide; there are many reasons to live, you just may not remember them when life is at its most pickled.
Taran does not appreciate gas in his face.
Mico had a bad morning.
Make something happen, bro!
Jonathan gets stuck in a tree. When we get him out, he’s not there.
Taran lost his mind. His mind dingy.
There’s glass everywhere!