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[Ph!GR] Quest For Triumph: Interactive Edition

Well, howdy doody there children of the corn… I mean your parents. I have some important newsologies I need to retaliate to the unsophisticated chaff of this millennia’s society. Did you understand any words I just said? Neither did I.

Alright, so, Quest for Triumph. It’s been around since last summer and was filled with excitement, drama, and romance. Well, not really romance, no one fell in love or had kids or anything. This award winning short produced by yours truly, and starred yours truly, was so popular EA decided they wanted to make an award winning RPG spin-off, we kindly refused the offer and had Calen, our very own Old Man Gryph, create an RPG. Continue reading

Thinking Time!

So anyways, I’m sitting here trying to come up with some form of news that I could offer about the goings ons in The Empire, but alas, I have none.

I could start chatting about “Cheese Balls”, rap about a on going project in the editing phase “Bank Robbery”. But I honestly have nothing, I could talk about the new and improved script for Quest For Triumph, and how we’re going to include that second one, and probably make both at least several different videos. I could talk about our plans for shirts, or plans for LPs, but I don’t really have any news about nothing. Continue reading


Mico here with another whatever the poop I’m doing and I’m here to talk about my feelings… yay!

Ever since I was a little boy, fresh out of diapers, I have been into Legend of Zelda, thanks to Calen. I was probably the only person on earth who didn’t think Link was called Zelda, because Calen addressed that issue as soon as he started playing the game at my house so I didn’t have the oportunity to be wrong. But something I’ve wanted to do is create a series that highlights all of Links adventures, Continue reading

The Man Behind the Music

As the guy in charge of bloopers and musical guidance, it’s my job to find the funniest stuff and put it into a nice little tidbit just for you. I (Mico) also have the wonderful job of deciding what kind of music goes into the videos.

My last two projects were the blooper videos. I had to take the funniest goofs that we made during our previous three videos, Warzone Overtime and Staring Contest Continue reading