Parkour doesn’t look that hard. You just gotta do perilous jumps across rooftops above thirty story drops down to a street where some old lady is walking and if you fall, you’re probably going to splatter yourself across the pavement in front of her, scarring her for the rest of her life. Albeit a very short one, she is an old lady after all. Continue reading
I had a lot of Tagline ideas for this one… So, uh… Here you go.
Because screw physics.
Liam O’Brien, we need to stop meeting like this.
Who exactly do gods pray to?
The only game where fighting a giant red elephant is considered “normal”.
Press X to not die.
I could take Asura on. Continue reading
You smell dat? Smells like Hypocrisy. Continue reading
… I could be playing Fire Emblem Awakening right now. Continue reading
Sonic’s got nothing on Captain Falcon. Continue reading
These are not the Sleeping Dogs you’re looking for. Continue reading
I guess to be like everybody else I should just make an award list. And I’m only like three days late.
So here it is.
Phantastic! Award Things.
That’ll catch on. What do they look like? Umm… They look like what Oscars would look like if Oscars were lumberjacks. Ax and everything.
So without further adieu, let’s get this party started. Continue reading
Don’t name your tropical resort “Dead Island”, seriously, it’s stupid. Continue reading
Heart of insanity? Not even. Continue reading
Something relevant. Continue reading