Where should I sit?
Russia is the same size as Pluto. I googled it. Extensively.
Buckle your pants or they might fall down! Thuggin’ 4.
What is this?! Amateur hour?…
So I guess now might be a good time to admit that Bacon Strip Empire is a young group of hooligans who don’t have a hot clue what’s going on in “the industry”.
Oh… you knew that already? Well, that’s awkward. I guess that really destroys the purpose of this post.
Oh wait. It doesn’t. I just stopped by to let any of you who still check us out know that we haven’t fallen off the edge of the world, we’re just simply at a quiet point. Look out for the summer and next year, for we will all be united and one force for all that is good and crispy. Except I don’t like my bacon crispy, but whatever; no one’s counting… or something.