Sassafras. Continue reading
I’m proud to announce that there is a 90% chance that I will be posting a new review on Saturday.
You know cause it’s been like two weeks since the last one. Summer’s kinda been a wasteland. Nothing new has come out and I have only been playing games I already reviewed.
But, I shall be diligent.
Probably not though.
Where should I sit?
Russia is the same size as Pluto. I googled it. Extensively.
How exactly does space die?… Twice? Continue reading
I don’t have time to be writing reviews. I got to be the mayor of the town. Continue reading
As I sit in my basement, eating a Dilly Bar. I look upon the wide world of the internet and see what I must do. I must cover E3 2013 without ever having been present! YES! That is what I shall do!
My E3 coverage can basically be summed up as
“Nintendo, be gentle.”
Because that’s what’s happening right now. Continue reading
Buckle your pants or they might fall down! Thuggin’ 4.
This game features a boss that is four teenage ninja Koopas. They are coloured Green, Yellow, Red and Black… Nintendo really missed a golden opportunity with that one. Continue reading
Gee whilikers. First Saturday with the new and improved BaconStripEmpire.com (tell your friends.) and I don’t even have an actual game review since this week is pretty devoid of game video releases. So I figured I’d share some insight on what I can only speculate is the perfect zombie apocalypse survival technique. First things first. If you don’t know anything about zombies, get out. Ok, I forgive you but only because you gave me all that money… Oh, wait.
Ok, education time. Continue reading