As I sit in my basement, eating a Dilly Bar. I look upon the wide world of the internet and see what I must do. I must cover E3 2013 without ever having been present! YES! That is what I shall do!
My E3 coverage can basically be summed up as
“Nintendo, be gentle.”
Because that’s what’s happening right now.
You got games like.
Super Mario 3D World
Mario Kart 8
Poke mans X and the Y
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD (Which is the best Zelda game. Now in HD)
Yoshi’s New Island
Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
And most importantly
Super Smash Bros. Wii U and 3DS
But seriously though. Nintendo does not put on a bad E3 presentation. You know, like Microsoft and the Xbox One price announcement.
And now the actual link to the actual video.
So basically, what we’ve got here is Nintendo ackin’ cray. And Microsoft being stupid. I mean, Microsoft did announce some cool stuff. Like Dead Rising 3, which totes appeals to this guy. Just click this and get that vidz.
I really couldn’t care less about Sony’s big press conference. All they did was show some Destiny gameplay. Which I shall put right here.
So, that pretty much sums up all that E3 2013 had to offer my basement.
Also Watch Dogs. Or WATCH_DOGS. Which is ridiculous. But it’s their game, they can name it what they want.
So, there you go. I’m going to go back into my hole and play Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
REVIEW TIME IS NIGH!