It’s a game. It’s got bacon. And elves, and swords, and wizards. A little bit of lithping. Trust us, it’s a good time.
~ Baconalen, Conjurer of Games
It’s finally here… the non-award-winning sequel/reboot of the critically ignored and completely unknown (yet still enjoyable) Bacon Strip Empire RPG series—the titular, the definitive Bacon Quest!
Join this cast of all-new, yet suspiciously familiar, characters as they travel across exotic, yet suspiciously familiar, worlds in a quest that can only be described using common Canadian cooking supplies.
Enjoy the illicit thrills of abusing your kingly stature for personal gain! The tense political intrigue of nations at war! The terror of dragons! Or snakes? Those are basically just small dragon sticks, after all. Find out for yourself if anything this paragraph said is actually in the game! The possibilities are endful!
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WAIT! YOU DON’T HAVE TO DOWNLOAD?? PLAY IN YOUR BROWSER HERE IF YOU WISH.
- A computer that can display graphics on a screen that is at least several pixels in dimension.
- A handful of megabytes of extra room on your hard drive or access to the inter-network.
- Your handy-dandy Questing Kit (never optional).